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Don't worry we haven't become the
chic destination for a new breed of wasp. No, the noise
is coming from the latest
toy to have in the bedroom. The pulsating, throbbing
vibrator.
High-street sex shop Ann Summers
sold an amazing one million vibrators
last year.
The idea of a battery-powered piece
of plastic might not get you very excited. It's probably
making you feel very uncomfortable. You're probably thinking
'the only type of women who'd use a vibrator is one who
is so minging, she can't get herself a bloke' or 'she's
a real nymph and she needs it all the time!'
OK, let's set a couple of things
straight. I don't fall into either of these categories
but I do use a vibrator. Why? Well contrary to popular
belief, I don't
use my vibrator as a substitute willy. (I have
my trusty boyfriend for that.
Yes, he knows about it. No, he doesn't mind – in
fact, he finds it a real turn-on!) No, the reason, is,
that I along with 70 per cent of the female population,
can't have an orgasm through penetration alone. I need
a bit more, erm, stimulation around my clitoris and my
trusty vibrator does the trick. Guaranteed 100 per cent
superb orgasm every time – unless the batteries run
out, that is.
I'm not the only one in my circle
of friends who has a vibe in the house. My friend Julie
never had an orgasm until she was 23: 'I guess the blokes
I'd gone out with just weren't hitting the right buttons.'
After a little coaxing, I'm happy to report she's the
proud owner of several vibrators. Other friends don't
just use the vibrator to have an orgasm but to help
them get over their PMT or to help them get to sleep;
it beats hot milk anytime.
Don't get me wrong – I'm not
saying vibrators are there to replace men, but I do think
they are great especially if you're between relationships
and you're feeling horny. I'd rather use my trusty vibe
than go out and pick someone up. So for all you vibrator
virgins, think about buying one. It will change your life.
Still not convinced? And they don't answer back. Happy
buzzing!
—Izzy
Lang 15/9/00
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