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Quickies come in all shapes and sizes and the following
are real-life accounts provided by members of the lifebyte
team...
The archetypal man's quickie
On a girlfriend's birthday: She was dressed in full
seduction kit (black stockings, etc) standing up down
an alley. We did it from behind, against someone's garden
gate about 15 yards from the main road with a messy
facial climax.
The naughty but nice
I'm on my way home from a Christmas lunch party, my
parents are expecting me to show up for dinner 100 kms
away. The way I figure it, I have one hour to play around
between meals. I pay my lover a quick visit. He's fixing
supper but reads the look on my face perfectly. He whisks
me upstairs, pulls off my dress in one pretty flourish.
Lying on the floor so it doesn't get wrinkled, he gets
me into bed. I tell him I have 20 minutes tops. In less
than 60 seconds he goes down on me, and never in my
life have I felt that ready with so little foreplay.
We have mind-blowing sex for ten minutes, while I am
half-laughing looking at my watch. We come and it's
time for me to go.
The what the f-k?
My quickie involved a watermelon but I'm not
explaining how! Some saucier tales follow.
The
yes-yes-yes!
The
great outdoors
The
public transport
The
don't-tell-mum
The
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