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Here's your chance to win a gift voucher to spend at your nearest Ann Summers sex shop – that's woken you up, hasn't it?

All you have to do is come up with the best caption to this smutty pic (click on it to get a bigger version).

 
 
We'll give you a head (ahem!) start by giving you a couple of lifebyte efforts: Man says to woman: 'Where did that contact lense go?' Or maybe she's wondering 'What's he going to do with his three feet'

Get the idea? Sure you do!

So put fingers on keyboards and send us your best. We'll post them up on the site and the winner in the opinion of lifebyte's inestimable sexperts gets a £15 voucher to spend as they wish at Ann Summers. Just remember to keep the caption to less than 30 words. Good luck – click here to enter.

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