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As
you can see, the teeny-weeny kitchen wasn't
exactly party-size so we decided to turn it
into the bar area. their student gaff
was a bit of an embarrassment. Time to call
in the lifebyte team… |
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Lifebyte
carpentry team and assistants contemplate
the job in hand. Left to right: Dave, Helen,
Jez and Nina. |
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Clever
Lisa the stylist had a great time finding
loads of tacky stuff in an an assortment of
cheapie stores, junk shops and markets. Now
we've just got to decide what goes where.Lisa
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| Dave
gets handy building the bar with his Black
& Decker (fnur fnur). |
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| Some
of the lads' furniture was so gross it got
banished to the yard. The surviving chairs
weren't too cracky either so I got busy covering
some nice red crinkly stuff that Lisa brought
with her. |
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| Lisa
puts up a snazzy new lampshade, replacing
the house's standard-issue student-house white
paper-and-wire job. (Sorry lads.) |
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Plastic-beaded slash
curtains were added to the bedroom doorways
behind the DJ stand, completing that brothel
'guess what's going on behind here' look (nothing
actually – just a pile of crap we dumped
in there!) |
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It
might be an idea if the DJ can see what he's
doing so we put this ace lamp on the top of
the stand. It went nicely with the plastic
flowers, don't you think? |
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No,
this isn't one of the team, actually. It's
one super-sleazy pictures we made by cutting
up a naughty mag (what was left of it was
added to the bathroom collection of Loadeds
and FHMs – maybe we should put a webcam
in there - then again, maybe not. |
Want to try this at home? To find out where we
got all our classy merchandise from, go to DIY
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