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The Yards, 15, 116mins
Director: James Gray
Starring: Mark Wahlberg, Joaquin Phoenix and Charlize Theron

Where: Nationwide
When: November 10
Rating:

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Any film that teams bright young things Mark Wahlberg, Joaquin Phoenix and Charlize Theron with seasoned pros like Faye Dunaway and James Caan ought to be an acting tour de force – especially under the direction of James Gray, who made the stirring drama Little Odessa.

But watching The Yards is like sitting in on an acting class where all the participants are under hypnosis. The film is all hushed whispers and muted tones, as if everyone involved was sleepwalking at the time.

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Wahlberg plays an ex-con who gets a job in the New York subway yards run (where old trains go to die or get repaired) through his connected and corrupt uncle (Caan). He also hooks up with old mate Phoenix and, despite vowing to go legit, gets drawn into a world of greed and murder. Theron, meanwhile, hovers around as the girl who's dating Phoenix but quite fancies Wahlberg, too.

It's a corny, cliché-laden plot, and the unusual setting fails to enliven it. Gray has made a dreary drudge of a movie that carries no emotional weight and crawls to its violent conclusion with all the enthusiasm of a knackered snail.

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We're giving it a couple of stars on the strength of its thespian roll call (who can argue that Wahlberg is one of the few pop stars to successfully make the transition to film star?), but frankly it's a waste of their time and the audience's.


— Simon Button 07.11.00


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