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click hereSorted, 18, 105 mins
Director: Alexander Jovy
Starring: Matthew Rhys,
Sienna Guillory, Tim Curry and Fay Masterson
Where: Nationwide
Now
Rating: **

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Human Traffic
meets Get Carter in this so-so Britflick that can't compete with either of its influences. As a movie about clubbing, it doesn't have Human Traffic's ferocious energy or wit. And as a violent thriller, it's nowhere near as cool as Get Carter. Ultimately, it just feels tired and dated and oh-so pre-millennium.

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Thankfully Matthew Rhys and Sienna Guillory make an attractive, highly watchable couple. Rhys (the hot young thing from TV's Metropolis) oozes star quality as a Scunthorpe lad who heads off to London to investigate his brother's drug-related death. She, predictably enough, is the girl he falls for, and together they find themselves drawn into the seedier narcotics underworld.

It's not a particularly inventive plot, but first-time director Alex Jovy stages the early scenes with visual aplomb, despite what is clearly a low budget. But the film really falls apart when Tim Curry turns up as a drug baron. His performance is so hammy and over-the-top it's like he's doing the whole thing on speed.

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Imagine a pantomime baddie with a licence to swear and you'll get the idea. It's good fun seeing Jason Donovan cameoing as one of his sidekicks, though.

If it wasn't for Rhys' wall-to-wall star quality and some pumping music , Sorted wouldn't be worth your time. And it isn't worth getting off your arse to go and see, either. Wait for the video. Better yet, rent Human Traffic instead.

— Simon Button 04.10.00

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