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Ross went to the boys' room and Jules proceeded
to make pals with the middle-aged couple on the
next table. Ross joined in on his return and the
four of them looked so cosy I thought they were
about to go on to a club together.
Well by now it was about time for Mel and I to make
our excuses and leave, in true tabloid journo style.
As I settled the bill, said goodbye and handed over
yet more cash for drinks and a cab home for the
lay-dee, the two of them looked well ensconced and
announced they were going on somewhere. 'Up West,'
answered Ross when I enquired about their destination.
And I thought people only said that on EastEnders.
Well-oiled by now, Julie giggled 'Didn't Ross go
out with a Julie on Friends?' Er, yes, he
did, she was that Chinese girl who Rachel hated
and it all went pear-shaped, actually. So let's
not go there, as Monica would say.
Back home languishing on my bed watching the
Big Bro nominations, I couldn't keep the naughty
thought from my mind that perhaps the first lifebyte
Blind Shag could be going on at that very instant.
They really looked that into each other. So as
you can imagine, it was straight on the phone
the next morning to find out if the Ross/Julie
thang was a case of Vindaloo-hot hot hot, Madras-medium
or boring-schmoring milder-than-a-very-mild Korma.
Click
here to find out Ross' version
Click
here to find out Julie's version
Click
here for Finula's final thought
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